Furry Logic Books

"I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it."

"Why is it that brain cells die and yet fat cells live forever?"

"If it goes without saying, let it."

"No sense being pessimistic, it probably won't work anyway."

"Punctual people have nothing better to do."

"Doesn't 'expect the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?"

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more."

"Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty and the pig likes it."

"If you get to thinking you're a person of influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."

"Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to get lost in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

"Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups."

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

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